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I got my face slapped by the new girl at work today. I only asked If she spits or swallows.
It seems like a reasonable question, being as we are both wine tasters. ___ A thief broke into my house... ...
It seems like a reasonable question, being as we are both wine tasters. ___ A thief broke into my house... ...
Two little boys were at a wedding service, One boy leaned over and asked his friend ,"How many wives can a man have?" " Sixteen" came back the reply. "Four richer,four poorer ,four better and four... ...
I borrowed a blind friend of mine £20 the other day, He promised me he would pay me back the next time he saw me.
Uh Oh, I should have known better. ___ My wife left me for another man. All that lies... ...
Uh Oh, I should have known better. ___ My wife left me for another man. All that lies... ...