Have a read, its good.

[Lonnie]

>A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
>an
>animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
>at first,
>but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
>following:
>
>"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
>once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
>pee
>twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
>"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine" retorted the lady
>indignantly. "In
>this country, we don' t speak aloud in public places about our sex
>lives"
>
>"Hey, coola down lady" said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm
>a justa
>tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'
>
>I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN !!!!!

[coco clown]

i like it and yes i did !!

[B00]

lol, very good, and yes I did read it again.....

Can I also say that as soon as I saw the word "galvanised" I thought of 'bucket'- does this mean I need professional help?

[spurslady]

I like that one! i tried reading it out to my otheralf then but it's one you have to read for yourself to get the true meaning

[RATTER15]

Boo, yes it does mean you need professional help, and long before you read about the bucket lol

[tictactoe]

Very good, Lonnie...

I did too...

[PinkFizz]

Very good,and yes I did have to read it twice!!

[enigma]

Good one Lonnie ! Oh and I put my hands up too to having to reread it.

[Sherry1]

Excellent... not only read it twice but wrote it down
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