Parliament Of Bank

[weecalf]

With all the talk of elections .What if we have our own parliament .We can have ministers for .television / media .,food family and so on .We will need a few minister for each so as if the first minister does not have a view or simply does not care then a junior minister can answer . I'd like to be minister for television /media but watch little tv or read papers so I would be relying on other ministers .You vote counts

[factor-fiction]

There may be something in what you say

[mrs_overall]

Can I be Minister for Justice? I have a book and a red pen.....

[factor-fiction]

Ah- you mean Parliament of AnswerBank.

[Baldric]

Are you ^^^ sure about that ff?

[sunny-dave]

I'd settle for Minister without Portfolio ('cos I don't own a portfolio)

[mrs_overall]

But Dave, you have owned a bottle of port in the past....

[weecalf]

In some cases the minister maybe be able to claim for expenses .

[sunny-dave]

I've owned a beige overcoat, but that doesn't mean I've got a light mac ...

[mrs_overall]

Beige?????

confirms that dave is old

[sunny-dave]

Well 'nude overcoat' sounds weird ...

[mrs_overall]

Dave, Mr O has a new jacket which he insists is "sand." I say it is beige.

Weecalf - sorry to digress

[weecalf]

It's ok mrs the voting percentage is at.0056% at the moment and falling

[Tilly2]

I vote for factor fiction as Secretary of State for Education.

[weecalf]

Thank you Tilly you do you want the shopping job?

[Tilly2]

No thanks, weecalf. I don't like shopping and I don't want the responsibility. Thanks for the offer, though.

[Svejk]

culture secretary^

[Tilly2]

Nah, sweety. That wouldn't suit me 'cos I ain't.

[Svejk]

you seem very 'cultured' to me, till. ;o)

[Tilly2]

How's that then?

[tonyav]

Svejk
culture secretary^

She's from Stoke !.