Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[mibn2cweus]

that�ll be the day

[Theland]

Oh drat! For a brief moment there, I thought we had found the lost sheep, and was about to follow Jesus' instructions to go out and celebrate with all of my friends and neighbours.
Now what shall I do with this bottle of Vino Collapso?
Will it keep until this evening?

[jake-the-peg]

Send it around here and I'll perform a miracle and turn it into water - sort of

[Theland]

At �1.98 a bottle it's halfway there!

[naomi24]

Vino Collapso? Cough ... cough. Mmm .... want someone to look after it for you Theland, eh? Go on - nudge, nudge - just pass it to me. I'll look after it - honest. Don't give it to Jake - he'll turn it into water quicker than you can say Cabernet Sauvignon!

Mib, you had me worried there - until I read past the question title. Don't do that to me!! I'm still in shock from being sent to search for Chakka in Chatterbank on my own, and coming back here bruised and battered. Vino Collapsooooo ...... I need Vino Collapsooooo. Theeeeland ..... heeelp ...........

[Theland]

Have you never tried milk on your corn flakes?

[naomi24]

Theland, wash your mouth out!

[keyplus90]

Or you can trust me 100% with that bottle. I will run it down the drain and put bottle outside for recycling.

[Octavius]

Whats all this title-tattle about keys - has China Doll locked her chastity belt again?

I find its usually easy to prise open with a corkscrew.

[naomi24]

Ah, an expert! Or are we just boasting? :o)

[Theland]

Chinas belt has a combination lock.
I wonder who has the number?

[Octavius]

Tut tut naomi, a true gentleman would never boast about his aptitude for the disengagement of a distressed damsel�s virtuous quandary, nor his adroit profundity and penchant for the subjugation of a young lady�s unsullied disposition.

Theland, just a guess, but try Oddbins or Threshers.

[Theland]

I've more chance of getting the Lotto numbers!

[Theland]

I hope China & Naomi are impressed with all of this Mills & Boon romance?

[naomi24]

Impressed? Not 'arf!!! Blimey, you two will be offering to buy us half of stout and a packet of pork scratchings next!

[China Doll]

can't you feel the love Naomi?

[Theland]

That was me on my mo-ped at the beginning.

[Octavius]

I could probably stretch to half a stout, but for pork scratching�s as well I would hope to be on a promise.

[Octavius]

All that time spent giving 2 stars all round might have been better spent reading Psalm 119.

You are not taking your conversion to Christianity seriously are you.

[China Doll]

You gave me two stars? Are you kidding me?! Christ I make this section holy!