Distinct Cremations

[davebro3]

Offfers a money back guarantee -

IF YOU DON'T DIE!   🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Barsel]

That's a bit like asking for a refund on a Get Well Card if someone doesn't recover.😂

[retrocop]

Well as the saying goes,'You never get to see heaven if you don't die first'.

[Barsel]

Retro, I thought it was, 'You'll never get to heaven if you break my heart.'

[bhg481]

Perhaps not as silly as it sounds; maybe if you change your mind and eg, decide you'd rather be buried, you can get your money back (so long as you haven't died first).

[jno]

that's what I figured, bhg, quite a decent offer.

[davebro3]

There are so many of these non-funeral disposal companies now - are the on gocompare/compare the market/confused.com websites?

[jno]

you'll find some on Trustpilot

https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.purecremation.co.uk

[Togo]

Sunlife give a guarantee that they "always pay out". 🥺

[Canary42]

Preumably money back covers if there's no body - e.g. plane or ship down at sea.

[jno]

Distinct Cremations' guarantee doesn't seem to extend all your life, but maybe they have another clause somewhere

https://www.distinctcremations.co.uk/funeral-plans/unattended-direct-cremation-plan/