Winning Definitions

[robert551069]

Winning definitions from the Washington Post 2012:-
COFFEE, n. The person upon whom one coughs.....FLABBERGASTED, adj. Appalled by discovering the amount of weight one has gained.....WILLY-NILLY, adj. Impotent.....NEGLIGENT, adj. Absent-mindedly answering the door when wearing only a negligee.....GARGOYLE, n. olive -flavoured mouthwash.....BALDERDASH, n. A rapidly receding hairline.....TESTICLE, n. A humorous question in an exam.....CIRCUMVENT, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

[maggiebee]

Ha ha, brilliant.

[marval]

Very good

[excelsior-1]

imaginative

[Kiki-frog]

Teehee

[jno]

that's been around since well befofre 2012

Inoculatte: Take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: Degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a totally serious bummer.

[flump1]

Good ones there Robert

[bibblebub]

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue have being doing this for years http://www.alspcs.com/main.html

e.g. (taken from Wikipedia)

PASTICHE - what Sean Connery eats in Cornwall
COUNTRYSIDE - to kill Piers Morgan

[starone]

Made me laugh out loud robert.