Manflu

[sunny-dave]

Now at Day 4 and still feeling bloody awful - please send urgent supplies of Lemsip and Bowmore 10yo ...

Snotty Dave xx

[Rockrose]

I have it on good advice the 15 year old is better

[scorpiojo]

Any help here? ;0)

https://manflu.info

[anneasquith]

Did you have a flu vaccine ?

[spathiphyllum]

I think it is the weather that's gettin people down. I've felt sickness recently.

[aelmpvw]

is gness dabbing your fevered brow?

[sunny-dave]

Yes - had the flujab - and this isn't flu - just a vile sequence of sore throat, hot flushes, irritating cough and snot-filled head.

[sunny-dave]

ael - gness learnt her nursing skills at the Nurse Ratchet Charm School - I've been threatened with 'home cooked soup' if I don't get better pdq ...

[mallyh]

i'll pop round and give you a rub down with vick also try putting some in a bowl of hot water and breathing it in xx

[AuntLydia]

You should expect hot flushes at your age. Try spraying Evian Water on your face and wearing natural fibres.

[anneasquith]

Not flushes............. Make menopause ?

[AuntLydia]

spek Inglish Anne....:-D

[anneasquith]

**** male .

[gness]

Of course he had the flu jab....that's why he's like this! I did warn him....... ;-)
Yes, Ael......with the spongy end of the floor mop.....you think I'm going near him????

I think he ate yesterday.....I was out with the minnies for our Christmas lunch.....I did bring him a doggie bag but he was asleep when I got home.....so I had it for tea....

Will leave the door open, Mally....I'm off for a massage and manicure soon....x

[Barmaid]

I am rofl at the thought of Gness stroking his head and saying "poor hurty bunny"..........

[spathiphyllum]

if gness leaves the door open i'll sneak in and give u a foot rub dave know that'd make u feel pukka again

[shoota]

I've had manful for 23 years now.
A Tibetan monk has just told me that the only thing that will cure me is a Barmaid, a steak and a …..

[shoota]

However, my auto correct still works - manflu

[gness]

In his dreams, Barmaid...in his dreams.....!

Spath....if you can run the vacuum around and empty the dishwasher too please...x

Shoota....behave now!

[gness]

I really thought you meant manful...... :-0.....x

[aelmpvw]

you have a vacuum and a dishwasher? hope doris doesn't see this