Dreams

[marval]

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled, "The meaning of dreams"

[starone]

What a cheapskate!

[shooty]

PMSL : )

[shooty]

'pearl necklace' has a different meaning nowdays starbuck : /

[tenrec]

ha ha, I hadn't heard that one.
What is a pearl necklace shooty?