Worst Disaster In The Kitchen

[slinky.kate]

or most embarrassing.mine was making hotpot for the in-laws,using stewed sausage ,i knew i had to get peas in there and i emptied a can of peas in and everything was bright green,to late to do anything else so i served it up with an apology,they laughed so much and said it tasted delicious,this was 40 years ago.

[tonyav]

Ah well, at least you didn't poison them kate.

[Prudie]

Spending all day collecting and then making an inedible winkle curry.

[Sparkles62]

Mine was Christmas dinner the first year I was married, nearly thirty years ago. I bought a fresh turkey, put it in the roasting dish to cook it , and didn't like the smell of it. Threw it in the bin, and we had tinned ham for Chtistmas dinner, When i spoke to my Mum she said fresh turkey was meant to smell like that and I should have cooked it....too late by then, but you learn by your mistakes. X

[slinky.kate]

never heard of a winkle curry but you made me laugh so i gave you bestest answer.ha ha ha

[Barmaid]

I think the worst disaster was spending ALL day cooking Christmas for my ex's family - having checked the menu with them first. When they arrived, 2 out of the 4 couldn't eat most of the stuff or were just bloody rude about it. I ended up downing a bottle of plonk and going to bed pissed and pissed off.

[Prudie]

Thanks kate, it was truly disgusting and like you has become a family 'story'.

[friedgreentomato]

This sounds terrible but I have never had a disaster in the kitchen - once added redcabbage to cheese sauce and ended up serving everyone purple cauliflower cheese - but thats it!!

[slinky.kate]

laughing at FGT

[gness]

Not quite the same but........I was just out of hospital after a long illness and surgery. OH, who was lovely but had no time for sick people, came in from work, upstairs and asked me if I wanted anything to eat.
No of course not....said sarky Gness....I've been lying here all day and I did have some breakfast in hospital yesterday. Why would I want anything to eat? Men don't twig, do they?
Lovely cooking smells from downstairs....I waited....and waited til I just had to crawl downstairs. There was OH eating a lovely hot dinner he'd cooked for himself.I popped my finger under his plate and tipped the dinner, with very hot gravy onto his lap and......... :-(

[tonyav]

LOL, so you reheated his meat and two veg then gness.

[gness]

Better than the microwave would have done Tony. x

[slinky.kate]

oh gness'how awful.(ha ha ha )

[tonyav]

Was he maimed, gness lol.

[boxtops]

My sister made oxtail soup in the pressure cooker - when she took the pressure gauge off, it shot all over the ceiling and the picture window in their kitchen.


My own is making doughnuts and rolling them in salt by mistake....

[slinky.kate]

boxtops,stop making me laugh.

[albaqwerty]

cooking a steak to within an inch of it's life. It could have been used as a hammer.

[gness]

Not a happy man, Tony. :-)))

[douglas9401]

Worst Disaster In The Kitchen


She who must be obeyed. :P

[tonyav]

Should imagine he wasn't gness.

[tonyav]

[i]Redhead = dangerous[i].