Last Night
Last night in the pub someone spiked my drink with anesthetic I think it was a local.
I have just been to see a film called The Contortionist It had an unbelievable twist at the end.
I was at the hospital this morning giving blood. I met this really nice man but he wasn’t my type.
Newcastle are to get a new crime drama TV series. It’s called CS:YI
I was playing Chess all day yesterday. When it got to half past twelve at night I thought, I had better make a move.
I saw an elaborate sketch of some money in an art gallery. I think it was over drawn.
A sharp rise in flu has been reported by chimney sweeps.
I just got asked if I wanted to invest in a business selling raisins. I said, “Fine, take it from my current account.”
I went big game hunting last weekend, I managed to get a giant Monopoly board.
My friend is fighting a map, he’s lost.