So, what da funk is a clack-a-lackin on here 2nite kids?

[Count-A-Strong]

So what da funk is a clack-a-lackin in here 2 nite kids

[craft1948]

Silly old bugger.....................

[Buenchico]

Have you been hanging out with the young people of south London, by any chance, Count?

[flobadob]

Hey count mofo, we all just flippin and a chillin with the mish mashin and the jish jashin. Whats a chip choppin wit you wide boi?

[Maydup]

So.....what?

[joggerjayne]

Crikey!

[Buenchico]

Bloody 'ell, Flobby, that 'herbal tobacco' you're smoking must be a bit on the strong side tonight!

[Buenchico]

I'm not even sure whether or not I'd want my bizzle to be shizzled, Omar ;-)

[flobadob]

Yo B I ain't puffin on nuffin. I's just shoutin along with count a strong but he aint shoutin back dog. An theres drizzle on the wizzle.

[Buenchico]

'Drizzle on the wizzle?

Did you know that you can get help with your incontinence problem, Flobby?

;-)

[rowanwitch]

oh dear is this a language MarkRae could translate?

[craft1948]

Do you mean sh!t?

[chrissy847]

Hiya Count,are you who I think you are?

[flobadob]

Yeah, that is tha shiznit, braw.

Also, Chris, would you perchance have the name of said remedy you mentioned. I'd be much obliged. Ahem.

[Barmaid]

CAS - you remind me of another poster on here who used to use "Clack-a-lackin" regularly............

[owdhamer]

More water count.