Redundant.......

[gness]

One fire pit................
Two bags of Irish Turf.............
One luxurious swivel patio chair with footstool.........
One solar pond fountain.........
One little greenhouse.......torrential rain punched holes in roof......
One black lace parasol and fan.........
One Burnham Market sun shade............
Factor 50 sunscreen..............
One bikini.....will it fit next year?.......

Bloody weather......

My grump for the day......☺

[jennyjoan]

At least you have your lovely central heating LOL better than being in Alaska.

[EcclesCake]

Swap you the turf for some soggy hens?

[Lie-in King]

"Two bags of Irish Turf" - is that nibbles to go with the bottle of Irish Cream?

[Hopkirk]

My grump for the day is who thought auto-flush toilets were a good idea?

If I wanted the undercarriage washed I would buy a bidet.

[Mamyalynne]

Is the bikini a size 10 in Black??


If so,home here.

[Lie-in King]

Size 10? Is that each one?

Legs it...

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief!!!!

[cupid04]

Hopkirk for BA, that made me lol! x

[gness]

How'd you know I have the heating on, Conne?...
Eccles....soggy birds of any sort......sad.... :-(

To dip in the Guinness, LiK.....it's dense turf....*** to burn.....x

Surprised were you, Hoppy?.....☺

Black of course, Mamya...but size 12 I'm afraid....x

[Hopkirk]

I didn't laugh at the time.

[Mamyalynne]

Nothing worse than a soggy bottom........

should that be on the Bake off thread?

[gness]

Do you know.....the weather's so bad I'm cooking.....well sort of.....I am inventing a pud using lots of Eldorado Rum.....x

[Psybbo]

You should be rain free after tonight, it's heading our way, sadly

[EcclesCake]

Soggy hens are funny, they just stand in the rain getting wetter and wetter......and grumpier and grumpier.......finding shelter isn't on their agenda :-(

Bright they ain't!

[DTCwordfan]

It was down here until about 3.30 and still cold....could offer up one bbq and charcoal, no bikini though and certainly not size 10 or 12......

[DTCwordfan]

The only good hen is one in the oven......seagulls without real wings.

[sunny-dave]

Terrible weather here - haven't been able to get it out for weeks ...

... the bike is gathering cobwebs too :(

[gness]

We're sharing it, Psybs....

Hadn't realised how alike hens and men are, Eccles.....

Hi, DT....xx

Behave now, Dave.....x

[EcclesCake]

DTC, hens are quieter but gulls lay better eggs.....or so I'm told.

[cazza247]

I thought I was a size 12 till I was offered a slimming world voucher from a woman in front of me today at checkout I said eh no thanks.