I take issue with Wardy's description of Prince William being 'handsome' and in posession of 'blonde locks'.
Recently, he's developed that Royal Ramily 'horsey thing', and as for those blonde locks - he has considerably less now than he did three years ago.
With regards to Miss Middleton - anyone who voluntarily gets involved with anyone famous knows what'll happen. They cannot claim ignorance in the matter, and will have to deal with it.
Alternatively, she could decide to date someone else. Someone non-famous...perhaps someone with a full head of hair, and who doesn't look like something that came a cropper at Beeches Brook.