Christiana, don't worry about water on the brain. One of us will be around to give you a tap on the head!
I'm giving the shrubbery a miss tonight. I had a nightmare last night - I had found a nice quiet place beside the bicycle shed, away from all the shouting and cackling that usually goes on in the less salubrious area, had my flask of goat's milk coffee and my malted milk biscuits ready, when all of a sudden I was landed on from above by an enormous marmite sandwich. I'm telling you, I've lost my nerve now. And to cap it all I hear there's going to be some strapping rugby player coming in to terrorise us all. I've booked into Hotel Babylon for a night of peace and quiet. Krophta, do you take bookings for early alarm calls?!!!! :O)