This won't happen.

[SeaJayPea]

Biggest Premiership upset of all time:

Burnley win the title, destroying already relegated Chelsea 7-0 on the last day of the season. They just scrape past Hull, who, having won the FA Cup, are trying to win the double.

The other two Champions' League places go to Tottenham Hotspur, under new manager Saddam al-Tikitri and Portsmouth, who were in last place at the end of April but who, since the return of Harry Redknapp, have not dropped a point.

Manchester Utd, beaten 1 - 0 by Wigan with an injury-time penalty awarded against them at Old Trafford by referee Mike Riley end up in 19th spot, while their local rivals are unable, despite buying the Real Madrid first team for �1.5 billion in the January transfer window, to finish higher than 18th.

Plymouth Argyle win the Championship play-off, beating Newcastle Utd 8-0 at Wembley, with Alan Shearer, newly out of retirement, scoring six. They join Championship winners, Doncaster Rovers and second-placed S****horpe in the top flight for 2010-11.

Get your money on.

[Kidd72]

Very good easily as funny as my choice of Everton to take fourth.

[craft1948]

is this ladies football?

[SeaJayPea]

Well, Craft, some of them are big girls.

[craft1948]

the Alan Shearer reference was the giveaway Seajay....