Any Accordian Players Here?

[mrs_overall]

A rather gullible friend of mine decided to learn to play the accordian. She had a lesson from a male teacher who spent his time continually telling her to open her legs wider. My first thought was "pervert". What do you think?

[ELVIS68]

I've only heard that if they're playing the ahem...banjo

[askyourgran]

Why do you have to open your legs to play the accordion...well ladies anyway, boob trappers they are.

[mrs_overall]

I knew it! She's been had by a perv!

[gness]

Where does he sit....did she say?

[mrs_overall]

Directly opposite her

[mrs_overall]

Gness, what are your thoughts on this one?

[gness]

Perhaps it's a very wide accordion but she does seem gullible if she is opening her legs wider and he is sitting opposite. Think I'd be a bit wary.

[mrs_overall]

I'll tell her.
She was rubbish at it anyway

[gness]

I certainly wouldn't sit opposite a man who was telling me to open my legs wider while I was squeezing and pressing buttons and keys, MrsO.

Is she a bit slow?

[gness]

Is she musical? has she managed to play anything?

[mrs_overall]

No, she's not slow (apart from at learning tunes)

[askyourgran]

I thought cellos were bad enough, so inelegant.

[mrs_overall]

She managed to torture one tune about a bale of hay

[mrs_overall]

AYG - the cello is good if you are bandy

[craft1948]

I had a music teacher like that, until I realised that wasn't how you were supposed to hold a harp..................

[mrs_overall]

It's obviously a common occurence - pervy music teachers

[gness]

Bale of hay? Legs wide apart? Is he a qualified music teacher?

[mrs_overall]

Dunno Gness, probably not

[mrs_overall]

BTW Gness, just going off subject, can you recommend a good waterproof mascara?

[gness]

No I flipping well can't!