In your case, knobby, I reckon you'd struggle to measure up against an eyebrow pencil..........
So, has Lippy really left you, or has this whole scenario just been played out as an excuse for you and your chums to make a shed-load of in-jokes about yodelling ?
I went off at midnight and i come on and low and behold its dsotty and knobby at it.
Maybe if lippys left knobby then they could both shack up as they are on as much as each other and have a strong attraction.
i wouldnt mind another stag do knobby so you could even marry her
lol at pasta suddenly telling ME off for answering knobs thread when he was nor about, no doubt every time knob mentions my name in a negative way pasts will do exactly the same, though when that has haooened on the several dozen previous instances pasta has been totally absent in regards to telling knob off for it, so i don't think i shall really be taking much norice of pastas pathetic criticism.