If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.
I wouldn't have believed there were so many egg jokes. But then what should I eggspect with one of Jem's jokes combined with all you others. You are all eggzamples to the rest of us.
My grandaughter 7 loves the one about the two eggs feeling boiling hot & realising they have their heads bashed in when they're taken out. She's told all her class & halt the neibourhood.