I Have Bought......

[excelsior-1]

......one of those cheap barbecues from Tesco."You cook whatever you want and then throw it away." it says on the pack


now my bin is full of sausages and I'm still starving."

[cupid04]

Bugger! I meant burger.

[pixie373]

Lol!

[marval]

This joke does not get the chop.