Who's A Silly Boy?

[Patsy33]

I got thrown out of Chester Zoo for making a parrot laugh today.
It's polly tickle correctness gone mad.

[1ozzy]

My Cockatoo was having a whinge the other day.
"The dog gets a morning meal and an evening meal" she squawked, "I want to see some parrot tea"!!!

[EDDIE51]

Why are there no Aspirins in the jungle?

Because the Parrots eat em all !

[Jackdaw33]

Had to think for a bit.

[marval]

My parrot wears a raincoat.
Because she wants to be a Polly unsaturated