My car, Gabriel, failed an MOT because he wouldn't open one back door for the inspector.....
Social Services subjected me to yet another review on my Mother.....
My sister arrived in the UK.....
I have had fingers, cameras and needles stuck in places I'd like to keep to myself....and had to drink some fairly horrid potions.....
The final straw came when Dave took me to see more men's bits in two hours than I'd seen in my whole life....so....
I have packed the bins and cameras....my new wellies from Aldi....put the mobile in the drawer and am heading off to Scotland......
I costumed it, Zacs......all those kilts......and the piper got completely sozzled at the end of show party.......
I have a photo of him in his kilt with his pipes collapsed half way up the stairs and the kitten he scared clinging to the flock wallpaper near the ceiling...........:-)