Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

[zebo]

A lucky escape, more space for the bar.

[Ken4155]

They've obviously shown you who was in control and deleted you from their payroll, Hoppy.

[Patsy33]

Does that mean you're going Cap in hand..