Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 08:12 Mon 06th Feb 2023 | Jokes

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Why do riot police get up super early?
To beat the crowds.

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I expected you to say it was to put the kettle on.

13:48 Mon 06th Feb 2023

Oh! You're going to get letters for that.

zebo

I expected you to say it was to put the kettle on.

They probably get a few kicks out of it..

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Took me a while to get that, Zebo.

That is revolting.

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