Wife says to husband
Wife: If I died, would you re-marry?
Husband: I don't think so.
Wife: Why, don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course, but only to you.
Wife: I wouldn't mind if you re-married.
Husband (sighs): OK, I would re-marry.
Wife: Would you still live in our house?
Husband: I suppose so.
Wife: Would you sleep in our bed?
Husband: Its a new bed, it would make sense.
Wife: Would she drive my car?
Husband: I think so, possibly, yes.
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left handed.