fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. he approaches her anyway and offers �1000 if she'll have sex with him. '' i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and i'll be finished by the time you pick it up ''. girl consults her boyfriend. he advises her to go for it and pick it up really fast. he won't have a chance. an hour later he calls her and ask's whats going on. she replies '' the b@stard used pound coins ! ''.