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A Cockatoo? (It's a long one....)
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This is unsavoury, but I swear it's true.
Last night I dreamt of a cockatoo (ooh - rhymes).
No word of a lie folks - last night I dreamt I cr@pped a cockatoo. Not cr@pped on, or cr@pped near, I actually cr@pped one. A pure white one, that came out white despite where it came out from....ugh.
What a commotion (Actually - it WAS the motion). Gawd blimey, I even dream in innuendoes.
Now, can anyone think of a psychological explanation pf this dream? Is it a sign I should become a Born Again Christian? Should I get a job in an aviary? Or should I just arrange for myself to be committed?
(No prizes for the obvious two retorts... as in "You've always liked a cock-or-two" or "you talk a lot of sh1te, now you're dreaming it....".)
I told my daughter. She's very worried about me....
Last night I dreamt of a cockatoo (ooh - rhymes).
No word of a lie folks - last night I dreamt I cr@pped a cockatoo. Not cr@pped on, or cr@pped near, I actually cr@pped one. A pure white one, that came out white despite where it came out from....ugh.
What a commotion (Actually - it WAS the motion). Gawd blimey, I even dream in innuendoes.
Now, can anyone think of a psychological explanation pf this dream? Is it a sign I should become a Born Again Christian? Should I get a job in an aviary? Or should I just arrange for myself to be committed?
(No prizes for the obvious two retorts... as in "You've always liked a cock-or-two" or "you talk a lot of sh1te, now you're dreaming it....".)
I told my daughter. She's very worried about me....
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I'd be offended if i was you Salla, this lot are suggesting you're a bit of a slapper...
As to your dreams, in think if people spend too much time analysing them they can let life slip by. Go out and have some fun rather than worry what your dreams are about. It's a bit odd, but as these psychologists always say, nearly 80% of dreams are sexually related ....... any more you want to talk about..;-)
As to your dreams, in think if people spend too much time analysing them they can let life slip by. Go out and have some fun rather than worry what your dreams are about. It's a bit odd, but as these psychologists always say, nearly 80% of dreams are sexually related ....... any more you want to talk about..;-)
Slapshot, bless ya - although there's always a lot of slapper jokes about me - I like to think that most people realise I'm not really one... just a pretend trollop and someone who likes to joke - mostly about all things rude.
The dream was true, but although I find dreams interesting, I don't spend hours analysing them. Maybe I just went to bed constipated?!!
The dream was true, but although I find dreams interesting, I don't spend hours analysing them. Maybe I just went to bed constipated?!!
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