Well i thought so

[lindylou16]

Harry was walking his dog one summer evening when he passed his local pub. Outside were a group of morris dancers, after watching for a while he said to his dog 'Spot'

"Oooh ar Spot, I wouldn't mind giving that morris dancing a go"

He approached one of the dancers and asked how he could become a morris dancer.

The dancer gave him a form and told him to fill it in and apply.

Some weeks later Harry was passing the pub with 'Spot' and saw the morris dancers again.

As he hadn't heard anything about his application he decided to ask the same dancer why.

"Well" said the dancer "What was your answer to question 19?"

"What was question 19?" asked Harry

"Have you been circumcised" replied the dancer

"Yes" said Harry

"That's why you didn't get a reply" chortled the dancer "You've got to be a complete pr**k to be a morris dancer"

[craft1948]

lol made me laugh :-)

[askyourgran]

That was good.