The Answer!

[mibn2cweus]

Are you unhappy and upset and believe that some important knowledge crucial to living a joyful life has been denied you? Find the missing piece of the puzzle you've been seeking all your life here

[naomi24]

Sorry, cross posted there Luna. Err ... forget the bobble hat. You know what it does to you - and it's not good for you.

[naomi24]

ha! Looks like I've been drinking too - but I haven't. I meant there AREN'T enough stars there to cover 'absolutely'.

[China Doll]

I want leather seats, scatter cushions, a couple of bean bags, some candles and a lot of orchids, lillies and dark red and white roses in here.

A few friendly tigers would go down a treat too... I should go on Changing Rooms.

[naomi24]

No tea cosy!

mmm ... sounds lovely China, she said, making every attempt at diplomacy.

Starman, you haven't come visiting without ringing the doorbell, have you? I have a mouse (or more) in the house!

[naomi24]

Sorry Luna, I didn't answer your plonk question. I've cut down considerably. Down to two bottles a night now. (Only joking. I have cut down - and only have a glass, or two at the most with dinner).

Night everyone. Sleep tight. x

[China Doll]

I want leopard skin throws too.

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, Having shown us the intended word, my first thought (yes that's how my mind works) was that you missed out on the "o" . . . Ohhh! . . . not that there's anything wrong with that, although in my opinion the term is too liberally applied.

Now, now . . . "absolutely" is one of my favorite words too . . .

[naomi24]

It's all very mysterious, Starman. I've only ever had stars of that nature once before and that was when I tried to type P a k i s t a n. I dont think that country is included in the AB world atlas.

Having said that, even more mysterious is China's penchant for animal prints. Now that really does defy explanation - unless of course she's casting her mind back to the time the Loonies were in the circus and her dreams of becoming a famous trapeze artiste, dazzlingly lit for her solo performance by a single 100 watt lightbulb, were so cruelly dashed by the simple fact that I was convinced she'd break her neck.

Ah, memory lane, eh? Them woz the days!

[China Doll]

So Naomi... Big question time....

House or Wilson?
Chase or Foreman?
Final order of preference?

I'm having issues deciding.

You forgot my knitted costume by the way.... I always thought it was one of my sexier outfits, after the animal print all in ones obviously.

[naomi24]

Ooooo ... China. What a thing to throw at me at this time at night. A woman's lot is not a happy one. What problems we have to confront....... and there's none more difficult than this. Right, here goes.

House - mainly for his brain - but also for the challenge.

Foreman - for him.

Overall, it has to be House. What a lousy choice. Imagine being stuck with him in real life! I'd be off before the week was out - I know I would!

Come on then - decision time.

I didn't forget the knitted swimsuit. I just thought it kinder not to stir memories of such unrepeatable elegance. That odd dropped stitch perfectly positioned, a certain hint of bagginess around the nether regions, and one leg hanging lower than the other - oh yes! This was refinement indeed. Paris, New York and Peckham had nothing on us. I have to say, China, in that swimsuit you did ooze sex appeal. Yes, real, unadulterated, sex appeal. It's no surprise I was offered half a packet of polos for you, is it?

I hope that leaves Sancturians with happy thoughts. Sweet dreams everyone. x

[China Doll]

Right....It's been tricky but for raw sex appeal obviously House. But we'd kill each otherin reality, he's too much of a smarty pants and I'm too much of a smart mouth, it'd never work... So completely out of left field my first choice is....

Chase!

Yes I know he's young and blonde but he's attractive young and blonde and he makes me laugh.

Wilson - Also makes me laugh but he's far too fastidious and my messy streak would drive him mad.

Cuddy.... What?! She's hot!

Foreman - Not as funny but a few great one liners.

House - I'm not in to maschocism.

Phew... I'm glad I sorted that out, I'll be able to sleep again now.

[naomi24]

Oo-er. Been a bit quiet here today.

Beautiful dreams everyone. Night. x

[mibn2cweus]

...maschocism? What the **** is that . . . and how do you know you wouldn't like it . . . have you even tried it . . . and . . . what's with that look? erm . . . ~o">

[mibn2cweus]

Oops, Sorry Naomi. Might be best to stay in my hole for a while . . . at least until the dust clears . . .

[naomi24]

Oooo .... you got some funny stars too. I wonder what you might have said? Now let me think. Maybe I should ask in Quizzes & Puzzles. What do you reckon, Luna?

Maschocism? It's clearly some weird and (doubtfully) wonderful practise that the more delicate among us would not wish to indulge in - probably something like Scientology. Shut your ears and eyes, Starman - you too Luna and Theland. It can't be good for you. She'll lead you from the paths of righteousness given half a chance! It has to be the knitted swimsuit that's turned her head. And she said she's what makes this place holy! A fine story!

Erm .... although on the other hand .......... ?

Nah ..... maybe not.

(I can't stop laughing. Haaaaaaaaaa!).

[naomi24]

No sign of China then. What's the betting she's off Maschocisming somewhere?

Night everyone. x

[China Doll]

It'd be nice to have the option of indulging... Alas I'll stick with House. Chase is looking very delicious tonight and Wilson has had several one liners that were rather good. Cameron's shoes are very pretty.

Work is a 'mare at the moment... The bed crisis has been going on for six weeks now. Things are pretty dire. Sigh... Still, nearly the weekend.

[mibn2cweus]

China, I'm sure you'll have it sorted by the time they resort to double bunking.