i got out of bed at the wrong side

[SLINKYKATE]

this morning,i woke with a thump,lying on the floor,i've skint my elbow and bruised ribs,i feel sorry for myself,so please try and cheer me up?

[Beatrice35]

Bless you SlinkyKate - hope the day soon flips over to the other side of the coin- the day full of blessings/positivity/keeping safe + as pain free as possible + good humour + random acts of kindness side.

'On a trip to Weston- super-Mare in the receent hot weather, my husband commented about the lack of clothing in evidence on some females. Our six year old daughter Rachel replied: " I suppose it's pay and display."- Carolyn Attwood, Tewkesbury , Glos, Daily Mail, 2/09/03

Warm wishes, Bea :-)

[Bbbananas]

How badly is your elbow skint?
Just a bit hard up or completely bankrupt?

[luxury]

you poor sausage!!! but how????? does one fall out of bed lol....

still... I've woken up this morning with a swollen right eye and eyebrow that looks like I've been in a boxing ring lol....

:D xxx

[Beatrice35]

Two dog owners are arguing over whose dog is the cleverest. " My dog is so smart", says the first owner, " that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come round. He tips the boy and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning cup of coffee."
" I know "says the second owner.
" How do you know?"
" My dog told me."

- Taken from Reader's Digest, February, 2004

[bazzyman]

^^^^what has this to do with the post? ^^^

[Beatrice35]

Keep stubbing my big toe that is infected- on second lot of antibiotics at moment. Easy to fall out of bed- have done this too. Do feel for you big time SlinkyKate :-)
Gentle hugs, Beatrice :-)

[SLINKYKATE]

i could'nt get up of the floor and was banging the wall for my son to get me up,it was only 6am,i was so embarrassed, the goonie was nearly up at my arm pits
skint-in scotland means,grazed skin?

[Beatrice35]

SlinkyKate said she wanted to be cheered up so thought a couple of jokes might help, that is all bazzyman :-)

[Beatrice35]

Oh my gosh, SlinkyKate, feel for you big time. Thank goodness your son was there to help you however.
Bea

[bazzyman]

Right........................ jokes. with you now.
it would help if they were funny though.
;-)

[Bbbananas]

Each to their own bazzy.

Beatrice is a shiny happy people optimistic with her own brand of anecdotes & sayings - nothing wrong with that! Doc (or is it logic, or no-know - I get them all mixed up) loves them ;-)

[luxury]

Oh SlinkyKate, why couldn't you get up? and what's a 'goonie'? please? :) x

[ianfran]

((((((((((((((((slinkyK)))))))))))))))))))......... and a x ........... and :0) -

did that cheer you up, slinky? lol

[bigmamma]

Awww SLINKY , poor lass , it's a devil when you're on the deck with no hope of getting yourself back up . Hope you were able to knock your son up at that hour , some youngsters sleep so deep . How's your elbow and ribs now hun ? x

[Beatrice35]

Some humourous quotes you may like:-
" I kiss people with my soul. I don't kiss them with my mouth."- Justin Timberlake

" My first part was playing the front end of a horse. He was a serious horse, though."- actor Simon Callow

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss

[SLINKYKATE]

sorry,goonie is my nightdress,i could'nt get up because i am disabled with an illness

[bigmamma]

I knew you are disabled ...but I didn't know what a goonie was ....now I do ....lol.....what part of the country is that from SLINKY ?

[luxury]

ok. Me too Slinky... as is I believe most users are on here lol

[ianfran]

beatrice - lol - i think planet beatrice is a great place to be , well done hunni! x

bazzyman - slinky wants symphathy and cheering up - not to be driven to topping herself!!

anyway catch you all later - lovely and sunny now here on the south coast and off to tesco's to buy the apparently s**t quantum of solace for �7 ( while stocks last folks!!!!)

laters!

x and a :0)

[SLINKYKATE]

i am from glorious glasgow