It's very exciting here today

[craft1948]

For some reason the old chap across the road decided on an unusual manouevre to get out of his driveway.
His daughter's car was parked behind his, but rather than ask her to move it he decided to try and get round it.
After too'ing and fro'ing several times he unfortunately put his foot down too hard (this guy must be in his 80's).
He has smashed the front end of his daughter's car, careered across his neighbour's lawn and successfully smashed said neighbour's front door in with the rear of his car....................the police have just arrived.

[Davethedog]

I take it you now have a cup of tea and a biscuit? I would :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Oh my!!

[penelope2]

Please keep us updated, sounds hilarious tho' serious.

[redman41]

Has he stopped the Dog from barking craft ?
If he has then it's a good days work !! :-)

[gness]

Didn`t set the dog off I hope? Or with luck dog was behind the door!

[EcclesCake]

That I would have liked to have seen!

Shame you didn't film it, you could have got a few quid from 'You've Been Framed'.

I trust the old fella is OK?

[craft1948]

I'm trying to be subtle.................one of the policeman looks quite fit.

[tenrec]

OMG. How awful. Your curtains must be warn out with all that twitching! :>)

[tenrec]

worn ^^^

[craft1948]

Unfortunately the neighbours dog, which was barking again for 6 hours yesterday, is in the adjoining property to mine. The incident took place across the road from me.............yes the old guy looks okay but his poor daughter was in tears.

[gness]

I like policemen. Pass the time by describing him to us Craft. :-)

[craft1948]

What curtains tenrec, I don't have 'nets' you know.

[Barmaid]

gness what you mean is you like men in uniform. Bisgusting.

Craft, do tell........

[Mamyalynne]

Craft, it could get better - they may get the fire bobbies in case of fuel spillage (the car ,not you)

[craft1948]

This should be fun..............the next door(less) neighbour has just rolled up.

[EcclesCake]

It sounds like something my Father would have done, he once managed to trash five stationary cars. Of course it wasn't his fault.......

[Barmaid]

I'd get your knitting and a G&T ready.

You could "helpfully" go and offer cups of tea!

[craft1948]

lol lol one of the policeman has just come out of the house, gone across to his mate in the car, and is p!ssing himself laughing.

[gness]

Anyone would think I was fast and loose. ;-)

I don`t want to know now so just describe him to Barmaid and I promise not to listen.

[gness]

Knit one, purl one, drool one.