Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Meg]

atsgran , pernod biccies and Irish dancers? Goodness you are giving us a treat!!

[ladyalex]

Well, Bob can stay if the committe agree and as long as he is sure that he is not from the Home for the bewildered, is not a frenchman and promises to respect Rule 7 at all times.

[atsgran]

Ooooo cant wait for them to turn up then, can I be first to practise the hand movements Lady pleeeeeze

[Bob-the-Knob]

Aw gee thanks nanny for your vote of confidence in me and I will make a good mascot for all you ladies on this thread.

So you can stroke me and I will purrr

[ladyalex]

Well, after the generous donation of pernod biscuits and stitches, I cannot possibly refuse you the chance of being first to help out the Irish bhoys.
Careful exactly what you do with your hands, though......they can get a bit touchy

[Nannyjillx2]

I think it is always best to start with part 2.

I think the home for the bewildered have gone to chatterbank and not here. They appear to be green though. Must be their medication or treatment I suspect.

[ladyalex]

We have Humphrey, Ellie and Alfie to stroke, thank you , Bob....not to mention mamya's potted spiders

You may purr if you wish.

[Bob-the-Knob]

Mon due my little ladyalex.

I have not got a frogs bone in my body I am pure engelsh blood stock.

Even though I cant spell engelish

[atsgran]

Do I come from the home for the bewildered, I cant remember, oops going to be busy, dancers just arrived

[ladyalex]

I never go to the Other Place

[ladyalex]

No atsgran, you are definitely not a thug. You bake and knit like a gran should.

Now, lets get these dancers into the big lounge.
Do they have their own music, or do we have to la-la ?

[Meg]

Nannyjillx2, the people from the home for the bewildered mugged me last time they came, it was a very unpleasant ordeal. Welcome to the club, but please do not befriend that bewildered lot, they're bad news!!

[ladyalex]

have you seen these irish bhoys, Miss Meg ?
My but they're big lads.
What a thighs ....

[atsgran]

No they have their own music, I'll just plug this one in to the socket and................. oh dear I've blown a fuse, Matron Matron can you fix this or do we need 999

[Mamyalynne]

can i dance too have brought me clogs and shawl

and thank goodness we have a new doorknob what grreat news and purring sounds fun but my teeth will fall out LOL

[ladyalex]

No No No .

Don't let mamya near a phone.
Perhaps Bob will be able to fix the fuse for us ?
Please, no emergency services so early on in the evening.
They'll take away our licence and then we'll have to find new homes for Ellie and Humphrey...waah

[Bob-the-Knob]

I know I have got a green name but even on here you must have heard of knobby as he is famous on here and it is just a glitch in the machine that knobby has been banned.

So I have this name now as a temporary one.

Just go on chatterbank and ask about knobby and you will see the reaction about me that you will get from there

[ladyalex]

We do not go to the Dark Side
Now, can you fix our fuse so that the irish Bhoys can get going on their dancing, please ?

[atsgran]

Its ok managed to fix fuse, Bobs too busy purring just now, dont know where Matron is though

[Bob-the-Knob]

Perhaps Bob will be able to fix the fuse for us ?

Ah so you do know me then ladyx