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Knock Knock Who's There?
> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
> door.
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
> in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
> rain out there!"
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
> remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
> helped us?
> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> yourself!
> God loves drunk people too."
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain.
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
> door.
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing
> in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
> rain out there!"
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
> remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
> helped us?
> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> yourself!
> God loves drunk people too."
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain.
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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