~☆☆~ΨΨ~The Night Before Xmas~ΨΨ~☆☆~

[VINNY100_2]

☆~☆~☆~☆~~BIDDYS XMAS THREAD☆~☆~☆~☆~~~ please dont open till xmas..!! Ho Ho Ho

[DaSwede]

<Helps jno get rid of Jude's fit body>

...and you are not alone on the headache Robinia and I don't "deserve" mine either

- we both know it was the h-word what did us in

[netibiza]

<<netiwaves from her sick bed>>

Hi hunnies!! Did feel a tad better until I cleaned the bathroom and did 2 loads of washing, then walked to town to buy recordable dvds and English bread, now feel like s**t. Why can't my husband buy what I want, all I wanted was an easy and cheap recordable dvd player and I've ended up with a very difficult machine which has to record to a Hard disc first and then onto a dvd, am sick of it all - and all the instructions are in Spanish so will have to try to get an English manual, it's just not easy!!

<neti swoons onto the daybed smelling salts up nose>

[shaneystar2]

It's a lovely sunny day here at Shaneytowers ..thanks jude ..look after that back .
Still no birds .
gets large gun and goes on a dentist shooting rampage ..my jaw is still throbbing !
We've got a DVD recorder/player thingy with bells and whistles ..I can't fathom it out either .And the manual is just as complicated in English Neti.

[Robinia]

hahaha...anyone seen my paracetamol? I just spluttered it across the grotto when I saw Vin's pics....very impressive that brekky, I'll have the same again tomorrow please. :o) and can you drop that tin in CB when you're passing?

I think in this case Kit two heads are definitely not better than one & I don't know about you but I think my sympathy for neti just ran out...
hurls vaporub
well a small jar was never gonna cover it was it?

jno's cat?

[Robinia]

ps the only ab rolls in here will be chs 'n tmt thank you madJudie

[VINNY100_2]

Rollin on AB jude...tut...the ED wont like it..yo(:O)

oi.! can anybody see that down there ↓
it says CO learn more track this coversation >share tags its attached to me post..?

[woofgang]

Hi chaps, big apologies for my filthy language I won't repeat it I promise....have no problems with the Biddy rules whatsoever.

PLEASE PLEASE can someone remind me how to do the hidden link thingy, I am desperate to join in but craft has struck and I can't remember how to do it.

Trust we are all talking straight and out of the correct orifices today???

[woofgang]

oddly strange. Today i can get back into beta but when I try and post in it I get an error and the post doesn't show BUT....when i go back to good ld dependable AB, the post shows up

[DaSwede]

Hi woofy, Vinny did respond to your question yesterday, have a look at his 10.59 post and all will be clear.

[DaSwede]

...or go to the site tutorial at the bottom of the page, woofy.

Yes I see that panel too, Vinny. "Track this conversation" - I don't understand it but it worries me...

[VINNY100_2]

Its that jno again kip.The blighters put a trace on us.checks me putta for bugs..theres one..on the screen...(((ZAP)))...oh bu66er..its a paracetimol (:O)

[Robinia]

oh booger, what am I doing in here?...it's like auto pilot...kick puta to wakey wakey, make tea, amble into biddyhome. I'm supposed to be browsing for a comfy supportive chair to sit here but as it's in the living/dining room I don't want a black 'n chrome one....

and what the heck's this CO business down there? v v v ??
will we be able to track all the host's conversations?....it's bad enough having that hippy & his cobwebcam...

[Robinia]

I think most of know beryl & just in case you don't see this before it goes off the page
here...hope she's ok

[jno]

I am recording your conversation for training purposes, Robinia. When I set my terror network up I'll need to keep track of people.

[DaSwede]

Thanks for showing us Beryllium's thread Robinia. We "talked" for a while a long time ago but I wouldn't have seen this if it weren't for you. have a seat

[Robinia]

switches over to Nottm speak...should make life without an interpreter difficult for jno...she wunt know worram on abaht....

ooh, Kit my ex-family had a suite similar to that...a glass of wine or two & you slithered off under the coffee table...and the noises it made, well, came in handy after xmas dinner...'It was the chair, honest!'

[jno]

I sat next to the duchess for tea
It was just as I feared it would be
Her noises abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought it was me.

[Robinia]

I'll bet you have haven't you jno?...(sat next to a duchess)
I once shared a hospital side room with a 'Lady' for a short time...does that count for anything? very nice she was too & not tewwibly poshe...

[VINNY100_2]

I worked in this bar years ago,and this guy reckoned he was a lord,yeh right.Ive still got his piccy.he's the one on the left....ere
(:O)

[shaneystar2]

Why would anyone want to track and tag my inane ramblings ? I can't cope with these new things now that I am officially old .

Crikey.. I can just imagine someone in Outer Mongolia trying to make sense of libby bodices and chs on tst. Don't panic I'll flummox them with blue bags and obscure Norfolk slang like dodmans , bishybarnybees and dew yew keep a troshin ..that'll bgr them . I shall yod drop .That'll larn 'em .