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VINNY100_2 | 11:18 Wed 03rd Oct 2007 | Christmas
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☆~☆~☆~☆~~BIDDYS XMAS THREAD☆~☆~☆~☆~~~ please dont open till xmas..!! Ho Ho Ho
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forgot to light the fire>>>whoosh>>
yo (:O)
20:09 Thu 20th Dec 2007
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I dont like it there
gets hammer and chisel ....bang bang..the bu66er wont let go.....(:O)
Has anyone dared to click on it? Still, it is only visible to you yourself while you yourself are writing your very own post - so it can't really make you visible to anyone else... can it...?

(Is this some kind of experiment? Which primate will be the first to touch the strange object that the scientists have placed in their midst?

Oh I see that's already taken care of...)
oh, I seldom dine with the uppah crust... if I did I might be tempted to give them the treatment I dish out to people who are inconsiderate enough to do ab rolls in my presence... <scratches trigger finger absent-mindedly>

I do have a photo of my cohabitant having a jolly chat with HM the Queen at Windsor; a very nice couple they look too. And if that isn't enough celebrity, there's that braying oaf Piers Morgan trying to horn in on the conversation with a sycophantic grin playing desperately about his lips...

Personally, I once dined in a posh restaurant in Lima with a Peruvian cabinet minister. Unfortunately, halfway through I turned green and rushed out to the loo in agony. It wasn't that meal but something I'd had earlier at lunch that had given me food poisoning. (It wasn't eating guinea pig, either.) I had to moan apologies and summon a taxi, rush back to my hotel and spend the next day commuting between bed and bathroom. Very humiliating. I don't recall whether we ever got any Peruvian business out of the meal but I suspect not.
oh golly gosh jno, rubbing shoulders with her maj eh? I'll bet she never gets pooey in Peru...she probably sticks to marmalade sandwiches.

oi, Barry Bucknell! would you stop bangin' please? You aren't using the right tools anyway...here's a nail file, an old spoon & a heavy candlestick (I kid you not my mum used to tap nails in with one, lol)...that'll sort it out.
I may have touched the strange object...I may not....
<huffs on it & rubs it with sleeve>

erm, yes....I'll get back to you shaney....<eh?>
Good morning folks! Fine but chilly here. I feel better but have a dreadful cough (remnant of my smoking days I fear). Am stuck in now awaiting the Washing machine man to come and fix my new Indesit electronic (bl**dy useless thing) washer, it lights up all over the place and at the wrong time, when it's off the lights are flashing away like mad! and still can't record onto dvd with my other new useless contraption. Am orf to iron a shirt, which is a noveltyfor me. << Catch yer later dudes>> ooh and why do I have Seguir esta conversai�n, and compartir, and tags?? What the H*ll!! Why can't they leave things be???
Sorry I missed your Birthday Shaney .I hope you had a great day apart from the teeth-pulling ! I hope you all are recovering from your various aches and pains and the Black Dog !
Had a very quiet Christmas but did go to a Bidddies Party on New Years Eve (ranged in age from 55 to a very lively and active 84 yr old Hostess! ) Lots of reminiscing and even had sparklers at midnight outside and sang Auld La
ngs Syne !! so you can see I had a good night haha.
Just also wanted to say we are having quite a bit of rain but it doesn't always go where it's needed -i.e.in the Dams ! But it is still nice and warm but not uncomfortable .Bye for now love Dolly xx
Oooh thanks Dolly ..nice to see you and glad to see you are well and wish you a happy new year .
I think I need a few sparklers this morning it's dull and very cold here with that chilly east wind .In fact I think I need a rocket as I can't get seem to get going today !
Yay - Nr N has managed to record onto a dvd, so things are looking up!!!
morning peeps...hope you're feeling brighter Dolly

I've been trying to do a "Jude".....1....2....3
oh booger it, that's enough
my get & go got up & went...

yes, yes neti...I'm pleased you're feeling better but
stop showing off
Buffer it!! washing machine man has just phoned can't make it until thisafternoon now, bang goes my siesta - tis getting like England here, not long ago they came when they said they would.

Dancing Robi?? I don't think so, am coughing up blood at the moment, but I seem to remember I did this once before after I'd had a cold and the dr said it was OK so am waiting til Monday to see if I'm dead or not.
Vinny I've emailed you a photo of Ibiza's castle, I think you'll appreciate somehow, and no I'm not in the photo!!
Oh I've done that, it was only one pair of Mr N's golfing trousers, and no they are not plaid plus 4's, just some very nice ones from Primark!!!
Primark are coming back to Derby ... by the spring I should have bloomers with elastic & Vinny can have his braces back. ....my iron is still lying in state in the kitchen so that the silk shirt & designer jeans brigade can come & pay their last respects.
Afternoon All hope you are all fine on this miserable rainy day. Well that's what it's doing here and blowing a gale. Wheelies are blowing over and rubbish everywhere.
I pleased to say I am still doing me abrolls up to 170 today. Apart from the odd walk which my sister and I do, which takes us about 3/4 of an hour abrolling is the only other exercise I get. Robi we call our walk the K L Circuit can you guess where that is Lol!!
Our retstart of Tai Chi has been postponed until the 29th Jan. as our instructor has been down with the 'flu and we are missing it but it doesn't stop us from still going out to lunch an a Tuesday. We went to a great place called Hoggs Bistro on Tuesday. Odd name but very tasty meals.
A bit fed up today can't be a***d to do any cleaning still I'm hoping to go out tomorrow night for a bit of a jig.
Finally Hello Dolly pleased you have a good New Years Eve. Hope your new year is a good one and you feel a lot better.

Bye for now from you abrolling biddyfriend lol!! :o)
Good morning possums. About that conversation tracker thingy, do the rest of you see it on this page as well, below every post? (I just see it while I'm writing, not after submitting.)

That was a well-wrought limerick yesterday jno, you don't happen to know who wrote it?

"The odd walk" - well yes I know I for one would walk oddly after 170 ab rolls ;-) Jude I know this guy, he's an athlete and he's single and when I told him about you and your stamina he could hardly contain himself, he wants a date with you right now, is that okay with you? I hope it is, 'cos he's already on his way - he'll pick you up at seven. Or eight. No wait, more like nine. Or possibly- ...I don't know, he started out early but I think you're gonna have to give him some time.

It's a sad day, my sister is taking her oldest dog, the fourteen year old bitch, to the vet tonight and if they do walk out of there together it will only be for a few more weeks. She's a soft coaten wheaten terrier called Kelly and she's like Mary's little lamb with my sis.

Here Neti, try this one.
Coated, soft coated - not coaten (in case you wanna google.) No hang on, I'll just show you, this is what they look like.
Kit, I think all limericks are by either Edward Lear or Ann Onimus. And that one wasn't Lear.
thanks Vinny, will have to do some studying....funny thing is that ,to me, that post wasn't there before....I think those beta thingies are having a pop at me....
How's the weather where you all are? Its been as black as the devil's armpit all day here (hampshire) That ld sad 5thing seems to be epidemic this year....does anyone else hate and loath January?

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