Martial Arts

[starone]

I was standing in a bar in Barcelona minding
my own business when this little Chinese guy
comes in and stands next to me.

I turned and said to him,

“Do you know any of those martial arts things,
like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says
“No, why the f--k you ask me, becoz I Chinee?”

“No,” I said to him,

"It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little sh*t."

[tenrec]

Ha ha!

[marval]

lol

[squarebear]

lol very good.

[pator]

good one

[askyourgran]

Lol very good. :-)

[wildwood]

Me liak dat 1.