Chavviest Childrens Names

[smurfchops]

Since watching the dreaded Jeremy Kyle over the past couple of days, what are the worst chavviest names that so called parents call their children? I have to start off with Jayden and Kayden...

[DTCwordfan]

Margaret Legg......plain stupid.

Richard Head, a second master at my school and now living not far from here.

Richard Strong, Attorney at Law

Moon Unit Zappa, Frank's son and Fifi Trixibelle (you should know her surname).

Lake District one when I grew up, Bright Green.

[Togo]

//I met one girl recently, about 17, who was called KC ! I asked her if it was Kacey, but she said no, just KC//
Was her surname Sunschyneband mikey?

[-Talbot-]

mikey4444
Ummm...I am a bit old to understand the phrase "chavvy" but these are made-up names and are non-sex specific,


If people didn't start making up names everyone in the world would still just get pointed at be called 'urggha' or something.

[Dahlia_Lama]

I have yet to meet a 'Chardonnay'...I think it's a 'go to' name for anyone who clearly doesn't have anything to add to the thread.

I can't even begin to you just how awful I find people who slate children for names that were given to them, through no choice, which then went on to offend people (adults in the main) like the OP.

If that's all you have to concern yourself with you're lucky OP.

[Copacetic]

I think the real problem here is watching rubbish tv

[Jackdaw33]

Any forename beginning with R with surname Sole.

[Answerprancer]

It was all posh names when I was an army brat: Anton, Henrietta, Sacheverell, Isambard (I kid ye not with those last two). "Kevin" and "Tracey" were considered to be fairly plebby names back then.

[hellywelly4]

A friend of mine used to be a junior school teacher in the 80s and 90s and she said that the teachers were able to say which social class the children were from by their names, and the ones with those names were usually on the 'poor achiever' table. Names like Wayne, Kylie, Souixie (?), Charlene (from neighbours). I know a poor child who has been named Darcii (yes two letter 'i's.)
I know it's a snobby thing to do, but I think a lot of us do it. I always wonder about how the children will spell their names when they go to school. My friend said the high achievers usually had names such as James, Richard, Charlotte and other similar traditional names.

[ummmm]

And apparently the name Gary is dying out.

[Copacetic]

Wayne sleep is a right chav, you have nailed him there helly

[Jackdaw33]

It may have changed now, but when I was in the Forces the slang name for an officer was a 'Rupert'.

[Psybbo]

Naomi, because I was suggesting that that ummmm should use inverted commas when mentioning the 'lovely' Katie Hopkins

[ummmm]

I should have done, Psybbs...

[Psybbo]

:-(

[Dahlia_Lama]

Why is it anyones business?

I get really t'd off with judgemental people in general...names take it to another level.I don't like my name...I live with it because my parents loved me enough to give me this handle...bless them :)

If I hear 'chardonnay' once more as an example i'll call B/S !

[DTCwordfan]

One for you then, Dahlia.....

After evening supper, the Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, "I must tell you something. We have a case of diarrhoea in the convent."

"Thank God," says an elderly nun in the back. "I’m so tired of that Chardonnay."

[Dahlia_Lama]

Hahahaha very good ! (I have to say i've had the same effect....think it was because we lost count :)

[andy-hughes]

When my wife was a primary school teacher, there was a child down for the September intake one year (he didn't actually come to the school) and his parents were named Carte, which they pronounced 'Car-tay - and his Christian name is ...






brace yourselves ...








this is NOT made up ......










ORSON!!!!

[DSJ]

Any hyphenated names bug me.