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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Wait up . . . looks like someone beat me 2 it
Dear Abbie (or is it Abby?)
Anyway, never mind. I have a problem which needs fixing. Does anyone have Mahjong on their computer - and if so, can you tell me how it scores? It's baffling me. I just can't work it out - and Help doesn't help. :o(
That's your bedtime poser (in the nicest sense of the word, of course!). :o)
Night all. x
Anyway, never mind. I have a problem which needs fixing. Does anyone have Mahjong on their computer - and if so, can you tell me how it scores? It's baffling me. I just can't work it out - and Help doesn't help. :o(
That's your bedtime poser (in the nicest sense of the word, of course!). :o)
Night all. x
Greetings fellow Nutcases!
My new granddaughter, "Sophie Alice," was born last night, at 21:10, not thanks to the NHS who had already sent my daughter home at 20:30. with a TENS machine for the pain, telling her the baby was not due to be born. Dismissed without seeing a doctor on the say-so of a bloody midwife!
My daughter arrived back at the hospital just 15 minutes before the birth and had no time for pain relief. She is disgusted and wondering whether or not to sue these buffoons. She could have given birth on the motorway having been sent home 1/2 an hour before.
What do you think?
Yes, China, the NHS would function better with no patients, just people carrying files from office to office.
Anyway, God is good, and now we have a lovely baby girl to add to the gang. My word, there are so many of us!
My new granddaughter, "Sophie Alice," was born last night, at 21:10, not thanks to the NHS who had already sent my daughter home at 20:30. with a TENS machine for the pain, telling her the baby was not due to be born. Dismissed without seeing a doctor on the say-so of a bloody midwife!
My daughter arrived back at the hospital just 15 minutes before the birth and had no time for pain relief. She is disgusted and wondering whether or not to sue these buffoons. She could have given birth on the motorway having been sent home 1/2 an hour before.
What do you think?
Yes, China, the NHS would function better with no patients, just people carrying files from office to office.
Anyway, God is good, and now we have a lovely baby girl to add to the gang. My word, there are so many of us!
I think the Sanctuary became like an asylum when we realised that only each other were sharing our secrets, like a self help group, (yuck!) , but there you go mate, I for one feel comfortable sharing my weaknesses and family problems with you few noble few who are prepared to listen, stifle your laughter, and offer your advice.
Still coming to terms with the shock of my sons' news, but he knows I would lay down my life for him, I love him so much. I just worry so.
Bought any new shes lately China? I see the latest fashion surgery is for smaller feet and altered toes. Don't go there dear China.
How's your foot Nims? Wow, this is taking a long time!
Still coming to terms with the shock of my sons' news, but he knows I would lay down my life for him, I love him so much. I just worry so.
Bought any new shes lately China? I see the latest fashion surgery is for smaller feet and altered toes. Don't go there dear China.
How's your foot Nims? Wow, this is taking a long time!
Congratulations Grandpa Theland.
I'm not sure you'd get far trying to sue the hospital, though. This sort of thing seems to be fairly common practice. Terribly wrong, but terribly common. I've heard similar stories several times.
Good for you. I'm pleased you're coming to terms with your son's news. Let's face it, Theland, there's little else you can do.
The problem with sharing secrets outside PMs or emails, is that the Santuary isn't secret. We may feel we're hidden away, but it doesn't take much for an intruder to stumble in - as has happened. I don't see anything wrong in you lot knowing I'm married and things like that, but I wouldn't share much more personal informaton than I do here - not even in emails. I relish my privacy.
I share your thoughts on Mibs, to a degree, Theland. It is difficult to get to know someone who will not allow you to get to know them, but that's Mibs' choice, and we must respect it. It would be nice to know him better, but I sit pretty much on the square on the hypotenuse now, which is precisely where I'll stay unless he decides otherwise. In other words, Theland dear, do put a sock in it. He'll talk to us if he wants to.
I'm not sure you'd get far trying to sue the hospital, though. This sort of thing seems to be fairly common practice. Terribly wrong, but terribly common. I've heard similar stories several times.
Good for you. I'm pleased you're coming to terms with your son's news. Let's face it, Theland, there's little else you can do.
The problem with sharing secrets outside PMs or emails, is that the Santuary isn't secret. We may feel we're hidden away, but it doesn't take much for an intruder to stumble in - as has happened. I don't see anything wrong in you lot knowing I'm married and things like that, but I wouldn't share much more personal informaton than I do here - not even in emails. I relish my privacy.
I share your thoughts on Mibs, to a degree, Theland. It is difficult to get to know someone who will not allow you to get to know them, but that's Mibs' choice, and we must respect it. It would be nice to know him better, but I sit pretty much on the square on the hypotenuse now, which is precisely where I'll stay unless he decides otherwise. In other words, Theland dear, do put a sock in it. He'll talk to us if he wants to.
Theland, If you know nothing else,
know how fortunate you are . . .
know how fortunate you are . . .
Naomi - Ah yes! The combined tastes of sock and custard. How wonderfully these two flavours seem to complement each other!
We must think of a name for this delicious dish! Eat your heart out Gordon Ramsay!
Mibs, yes, I know how truly blessed I am, even when they are all queueing up for advice, help and favours, and leave me phsically and emotionally drained!
They all honestly think i have all of the answers and solutions to their numerous problems, from parking fines and bank letters, to relationships and jobs etc. And naturally, Dad has a bottomless pit of money, hasen't he?
We must think of a name for this delicious dish! Eat your heart out Gordon Ramsay!
Mibs, yes, I know how truly blessed I am, even when they are all queueing up for advice, help and favours, and leave me phsically and emotionally drained!
They all honestly think i have all of the answers and solutions to their numerous problems, from parking fines and bank letters, to relationships and jobs etc. And naturally, Dad has a bottomless pit of money, hasen't he?
Mibs would make a wonderful spy, as he will never crumble under interrogation, and blurt out his secrets.
Despite being tied to a chair, with bright lights shining in his eyes, and being beaten with a rubber hose, he refuses to reveal such nationally sensitive information as his shoe size, or where his secret stash of Vino Collapso is located.
Another tactic is required. Get him drunk! Then he'll sing like a canary!
To get him drunk, we need wine, to get wine we need the key, to get the key we need to get Naomi to tell us where the key is, so get her drunk as well, but we need wine ................... ad infinitum!
Despite being tied to a chair, with bright lights shining in his eyes, and being beaten with a rubber hose, he refuses to reveal such nationally sensitive information as his shoe size, or where his secret stash of Vino Collapso is located.
Another tactic is required. Get him drunk! Then he'll sing like a canary!
To get him drunk, we need wine, to get wine we need the key, to get the key we need to get Naomi to tell us where the key is, so get her drunk as well, but we need wine ................... ad infinitum!
Well, I do recall snogging him mercilessly once - and if memory serves me correctly, it was something to do with getting Chakka to come back to R&S. Hated it, he did. Screamed the place down. I can't remember exactly, but I think he may have said something like 'I'll give you 24 hours to pack that in!!'
I could try it again, if you like. Come here Starman - and pucker up! MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I could try it again, if you like. Come here Starman - and pucker up! MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Err..... just a cotton picking minute Theland. I'm talking about snogging him into submission, and not letting him up for air until he caves in, so knickers don't come into it! (Well, not until the third session at least!). ;o)
Haven't got time to respond to your threads at the moment, Theland ........... but I'll be back!! x
Haven't got time to respond to your threads at the moment, Theland ........... but I'll be back!! x
Theland, Theland, quickly now. You've missed a vital clue in your quest to know more about Starman - and I've only just spotted it. On his OMG thread he's admitted to being an ADULT!!!!! Now, surely that has to be a starting point. Right, let's look at the evidence. He's a man (check), he's an adult (check), he's shy (check), he's an atheist (check), he's ...... err ........
Over to you Watson old chap.
Over to you Watson old chap.
