Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[naomi24]

No harm in trying.

[Theland]

I've got more stars on my chest than Prince Charles!

[mibn2cweus]

"Excuse me . . . excuse me!" (everyone turns to see mibn2cw-etc. peeling foil from bottle top) "Congratulations are in order . . . for this must be the first time . . . (twisting blessed cork screw into yet another bottle of Blue Nun) �that this assemblage of posters has managed to rack over 60 consecutive posts . . . in a single thread without . . . (pops cork out and sniffs gingerly) straying off topic�.

�Erm, Why are you all looking at me that way?�

Mibs, runs out of the wine cellar, up the stairs and out the door as if pursued by the devil himself yelling, �Chakka! Hey Chakka, wait up, wait for me!�, zooms through the Science topic at light speed, soon passes by Chakka who is discussing a sci-fi thriller in the Arts & Literature section, and heads straight for the cyber-border of AB land . . .

Looking back to confirm that he is forever safely beyond the reach of his pursuers he stops dead in his tracks seeing China Doll standing there in her baggy stripey bottoms, triumphantly waving her multi-tool in one hand, her chastity belt in the other and thinks to himself ~ �Hell, there is no way I can leave here for an eternity constantly reminiscing about all the great times I�ve shared with those wonderful people.�

Mib~whatever drawn by an addiction stronger than any drug or religious persuasion repentfully slithers back to the R&S section to face his accusers and reap their condemnation for his despicable and irresponsible behavior . . . while simultaneously speculating about and scheming on what is certain to end in one more revelation of his total depravity.

[Theland]

Mibs is welcomed back to the fold, along with his bottle of course, and a great throng, (well five of us actually), embrace him and go through his pockets looking for loose change.
A single teardrop rolls down Thelands cheek, at the shear emotion of it all, as Mibs takes up his position on a grassy knoll, to deliver a life changing message to his followers, and take orders from his Betterware catalogue.

[China Doll]

Is overwhelmed by all the emotion and thinks Mibs should pass the bottle actually. Due to the emotion of the even she is also considering brushing her hair today

[Theland]

Theland looks longingly at China, enchanted by her, "pulled through a hedge backwards," sort of look.

[Theland]

Theland looks longingly at Naomi, because her purse is sticking out of the top of her handbag.

[China Doll]

Only a few people can carry this look of y'know without looking like a bag lady!

[Theland]

Isn't it called, "raw?"

[naomi24]

Ohhh .... it get's you right 'ere dunnit? (thumps her trembling chest). Overwhelmed with pent up emotion at the touching - nay, loving - feelings expressed by my dearest friends, I was on the very verge of abandoning all sense of decorum, and of letting it all out in a sentimental, if rather noisy display, involving many a paper hanky, when stark realisation suddenly hit .....sniff ..... ...........Theland only wants me for my money!!!

Ohhhhh, cad ..... bounder ........I am undone ............ cut to the very quick!

[Theland]

No! No! No! No!
It's not just your money dearest Naomi, I'm attracted to ALL women who wear hob nailed boots to go to work!

[naomi24]

Go on, it's my packed lunch then, isn't it? It's my Spam and pickle sandwiches, I know it.

[jane1098]

just read this post and said to my-self....no don't leave me, who gonna tell me about the sky at night...
then i saw the piccy (4 days later)
you wickle monkey
have a good weekend :-)

[Theland]

I'd kill for spam and pickles!

[mibn2cweus]

Yes, I can offer explanations for some astronomical phenomena. This thread on the other hand defies explanation. Why the moon hasn�t been full for weeks???

[Theland]

Some things simply cannot be explained rationally, much to the chagrin of Waldo, and the Mibs mark 1 model.
The Mibs mark 2 model is more like an enlightened Mr Spock from Star Trek, getting touchy feely much to the amusement of Captain Kirk.
"Begad Spock! You're almost human!"
"Ah canna beleeeeve it cap'n! So bleddy strrrrrrange it is!"
"Scottie, put t' kettle on and lets complete Spocks transformation!"

[China Doll]

Picard is way cooler than Kirk.

[Theland]

If 'cool' turns you on, China, I am Mr Ice Man, especially when doped up with Citalopram.

[mibn2cweus]

Theland, Following Chakka�s eloquent demonstration of how rationality is not a frequently sought after commodity in this arena, it appears that without such an important pillar to support a rational purpose for this topic it has crumbled of its own accord into the dust heap of ambiguity that is its true identity. It will most likely take some time to clear the debris and reestablish a solid foundation here if such a monument feat is possible.
For the moment I am content with allowing the message that is made so clear with the unenviable and inevitable consequences of these events to serve as a revelation to any and all who are not too blind to see.

Whether a phoenix of reason will ever arise from these ashes remains to be seen.

[China Doll]

I've always taken issue with that line of thought Mibs... Just to step out of the grass skirt and put down the straws and the blue nun for two secs... I've said to you before, ignorance is bliss. It really is. You can argue all you like about rationality and reason but if you don't have too much in your head I maintain life is much easier. Black and white is always easier to see than shades of grey.

I'll now get back in to my holiday gear and resume normal service.