Good bye answerbank

[mibn2cweus]

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.

[mibn2cweus]

Theland, After that last thread you participated in I imagine you've satisfied your appetite for pie eating for some time to come. If you should ever enter a competition, however, my money�s on you to win. ;o)

. . . and I will share the take 50/50!

[naomi24]

Good morning everyone. Sorry for the delay. I've been away for the weekend. What was that? You hadn't noticed I wasn't around? Ah, well ..... always one to leave a lasting impression.

China, I feel for you. Hangovers! YUK! I don't do that any more.

Theland, debate fatigue, complacency, apathy? Surely not!

Mibs, what was the last thread Theland was involved in? I can't remember having custard pies at the ready recently. Please don't tell me I missed an opportunity!

[mibn2cweus]

" . . . trapped in the mindless superstition of the dark ages, as you are."

ring a bell?

[naomi24]

Oops! Thanks mibs. I forgot that one. Occasionally everything on R&S somehow merges into a sea of thick, yellowy, delicious custard!

Aw, come on Theland. Don't be a spoilsport. I'm baking this afternoon.

[Theland1]

Well somebody is certainly stoking up the fires on R & S.
A potential, "Custard Fest," if ever I saw one!

The roaring crowds, the killers straining at the leash!

All they're short of is a Christian to chuck into the arena, and then watch them go!

If I mention prophecy, it beomes, "Ah but yeah but .... ", ad at best is written off as a coincidence.

Russia flexing its muscles, being drawn into a global conflict step by step, as predicted in the Bible, and Israel still an unsolvble problem for the worlds' statesmen.

Bring on the custard!

[mibn2cweus]

Let's all pray that there are enough rational people in the world to ensure that those hell-bent and salivating over the prospect of fulfilling their gloom and doom interpretations of depraved anti-human religious prophecy are not successful or at worst (or best) only succeed in wiping each other off the face of the Earth.

[Theland1]

Nobody salivates at the prospect of a dismal immediate future with conflict and suffering.
Conflict and suffering, is, you will agree, the responsibility of Mankind.
The hope, the light at the end of the dark tunnel, is, for Christians, not Mans' wisdom, rationale, logic and reason, as that has proven an ethereal dream too often to be valid.
No, nobody is salivating.

[naomi24]

Nah, there aren't so many custard-fests on R&S these days - and those that happen don't happen in the spirit of the old R&S. At least that was done, in the main, with no hard feelings, but these days the vitriol seems to persist between people from thread to thread. Quite a few new people are joining in, and many of the old bunch have disappeared, so the agenda's changed considerably. I mean, let's face it. We haven't had an party aboard the Ark for ages, nor a showbiz bash - and the Looney orchestra has practically disbanded. (Oops that's funny ... orchestra ..... disbanded ..... get it?).

And speaking of prophecy, Theland, if you believe in all that, what's the point of worrying about it? If it's true, you can't change it - and if you believe what you believe, you're going to heaven anyway, so what's the problem?

I want to have a look at some of these prophecies, so can you tell me where the bible mentions Russia - and also you promised to give me the details of the prophecy that specifically mentions 1967. Any chance of digging it out for me?

[mibn2cweus]

Theland, I am . . . and you will be to when you get a load of Naomi's freshly baked custard pies.

[naomi24]

Sper-latt!

(Love you really, Theland).

[mibn2cweus]

. . . and it shows

[mibn2cweus]

Just a thought:

If your like me you check this thread routinely each time you link to answerbank. As further incentive to frequent this thread I encourage present company to leave PM alerts for same here, like this:

PM China

. . . or any dam way you please.


On a related matter:

As you may or may not be aware, I am not an initiator (fear of rejection . . . or severe slappage perhaps?) so I just wanted everyone to know that I would welcome a �friendship� invitation from anyone here (who hasn�t been rejected already) who wishes to engage with me in private intercourse . . . of a purely literal nature that is . . . uhhmmm . . . being as oral intercourse is simply not feasible . . . drrr . . . never mind. <�?

[naomi24]

I've only ever invited one person, and that was because we were both practising with the newly formed Sportsbank PM section and we wanted to see if it worked. Same reason, I'm afraid - fear of rejection. What a wimp!

Mibs, since, sadly, I believe I'm the only participant here who is not on your 'friends' list (although I am on everyone else's), I shall invite you forthwith - and woe betide you if you reject me! My fragile ego would never recover!

Right - here goes!!

[naomi24]

Sorry mibs, I've tried, but Sportsbank won't let me do it for some reason. Perhaps you can try inviting me - if you'd like to. I promise I won't reject you. :o)

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, You got mail . . . but China . . . You will always be my first!

[naomi24]

Pah! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!!! What's she got that I haven't, that's what I want to know!! (Well, apart from gorgeous brunette hair, perfectly waxed eyebrows, and a hunky man in the office, that is!).

China, how's it going with the man? Any progress?

[mibn2cweus]

Well at the time she also had that singularly attractive quality . . . availability!

Yet there is no shame if, in the height of passion whilst yielding to the temptation of indulging a sweet seduction, in your mind there should appear an image of me

[naomi24]

Mmmm .... tasty!