I Wish..oh I Wish..

[gness]

I had Mamya's large...err....elbows......

I have just walked into the closed patio door...thinking it was open....my nose hit it first...don't think it's broken...but it's sore and my eyes are running...

If I'd had large...err...elbows....or something else large in front of me it wouldn't have hurt so much...... :-(

[anneasquith]

padded bra ?

[Obiter]

If your nose hit it first then you have either got a ginormous conk or a very slim figure.

[mazie]

New Specs might be a good idea ;0)

[Mamyalynne]

Large erm elbows do protect the nose,but last time I walked into something I didn't see I broke my left patella in two places and my right wrist.

[sandyRoe]

I think these used to called after Mae West. Any good?
http://www.theboatonlinestore.com/images/categories/INFLATABLE%20LIFEJACKETS.jpg

[gness]

Okay.....spec savers or the bra.....if large err elbows don't work....

I have a slim figure...and I had a small nose....til now....:-(

[Mamyalynne]

I'm slim too - eight and a half stone,but them elbows weigh some!!

[gness]

The yellow one looks perfect, Sandy.....next time I'm on the patio with a glass of wine....I'll wear it....x

[flump1]

Just be grateful there were no spectators Gness, when I did that, the whole family were there to laugh and help each other up from the floor. Hope you don't hurt too much xx

[gness]

My nose is looking weighty now, Mamya.... :-(

[Ann]

O Gness you are accident prone! Hope you are ok? Some years ago I walked into a plate glass window in a brand new shop just opened in Victoria Centre in Nottingham. I was really dazed and had to sit down, the assistant fetched the manager who told me it must be a real safety issue as 3 people had done it during their first morning of trading. Some weeks later I went back and noticed they had completely changed the layout.

[gness]

Flump...I have company...they were in the dining room when I made my non entrance through the dining room door.....the tried not to laugh....without success....x

[mazie]

Are you a Nottingham Lass Ann ? Me too :o)

[gness]

Ann....I am going to collage the door tomorrow....this is the second time I've done it.....but not quite as hard as tonight....and a friend's dog did it recently....it's now a pug...x

[Ann]

No Maz - not Nottingham but Leicestershire, don't go to Nottingham much these days as I prefer Leicester around Fosse Park. x

[mazie]

I was born in Nottingham but live in Leicestershire

[Ann]

Gness, do you like those lovely hanging hearts, shapes or little candle holders which dangle on a chain or silky thread quite long? Sold in gift shops or Loros shops?
I have them hanging on the curtain rails in front of our patio doors to stop my goldfinches from flying into them - they look attractive in the lounge and seem to work, haven't had a bird tragedy this year!

[gness]

Ann....I have lots of those hanging on the kitchen window.....I have never tried to enter by the kitchen window though.....☺

I will move them to the dining room.....x

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, I do like a girl with shapely err elbows.

[Jeza]

I walked in to a glass door on holiday. It shattered all over the floor. They tried to make me pay for it. (In their dreams)