Family & Relationships0 min ago
Ten thoughts on wine
1. Alcohol is not the answer - it just makes you forget the question.
2. I tried cooking supper with wine - it didn't go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
3. Don't forget to buy a bottle for your Mother's birthday. Remember you are the reason she drinks.
4. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty - there is clearly room for some more wine.
5. I drink wine because I don't like keeping things bottled.
6. I tried to drown my sorrows but the little bas**rds learned how to swim.
7. Do not let the bottle of wine serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect.
8. WINE - Cheaper than Botox and paralyses more muscles.
9. WINE - Also now cheaper than petrol. Drink - don't drive.
10. The secret of enjoying a good wine:-
(a) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
(b) If it does not look as if it is breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.
2. I tried cooking supper with wine - it didn't go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
3. Don't forget to buy a bottle for your Mother's birthday. Remember you are the reason she drinks.
4. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty - there is clearly room for some more wine.
5. I drink wine because I don't like keeping things bottled.
6. I tried to drown my sorrows but the little bas**rds learned how to swim.
7. Do not let the bottle of wine serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect.
8. WINE - Cheaper than Botox and paralyses more muscles.
9. WINE - Also now cheaper than petrol. Drink - don't drive.
10. The secret of enjoying a good wine:-
(a) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
(b) If it does not look as if it is breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.
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17:32 Sun 23rd Sep 2012