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Let Them Eat Cake!
Excuse me....why are all your cakes £3 and that one is £4?
Well that's Madeira cake!
Well that's Madeira cake!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Geordie passes a posh baker's and sees the sign, 'Gateaux'. He goes into the shop and asks the girl, "How much is them gattocks in the window?" The girl sniffily replies, "They are not gattocks, sir, they are gateaux, pronounced 'gat ow', and they are £20.
"£20 bleedin' quid", says Geordie, "Bolleaux!"
"£20 bleedin' quid", says Geordie, "Bolleaux!"