Why On Earth Do Flies Walk

[albaqwerty]

up walls/windows when they can flipping fly?

am bored this afternoon, so was just wondering

[Baldric]

Such a lovely day they thought they'd walk!

[murraymints]

and why does my OH insist on using Fairy liquid instead of the hand wash next to it ??

[albaqwerty]

lol Balders, they don't skip along hand in hand or whatever it is they've got for appendages :-D

Minty, fairy liquid is kinder to your hands, it's mild and green :-D

[stuey]

When the flies went to flying-school, the flying-instructor didn't teach the flies to fly vertically.

[cupid04]

Cos they're daddy-long- legs that some prat has pulled the wings off of...

[albaqwerty]

aha!! I knew someone would come along with a perfectly sane answer!! Thanks Stuey

I think, only think, the German for it is Das Fliegel flugen

Stuey, pal is en route to Toronto, left Glasgow earlier today and don't think she took her welly boots for any trekking across any fields tho

[Old_Geezer]

It's tiring flapping wings all the time.
Like cyclists getting off the bicycle and walking uphill.

[Patsy33]

Just to irritate us.....

[albaqwerty]

OG, isn't that why some bright spark invented gears for bikes so cyclists could have an easier time?
(haven't been on a bike in years and am not starting now lol)

[stuey]

Alba, she certainly won't need boots: We haven't had a significant rainfall in weeks. "My" field is composed of adobe right now!

[albaqwerty]

she can always buy what she needs!!
I take it your walk across the filed is more pleasant than being a slpurge in puddles lol

[albaqwerty]

filed? dear lawd, field
I blame new keyboard!!