He ordered a mobile phone on eBay. A smart phone for £10.44 - bargain!!
He went back on eBay to see if there was any sign of delivery. Finds he has dropped a clanger. It looks like he has ordered a keyboard for the phone and not the phone. He doesn't know how this has happened as only the phone was mentioned when he ordered it. He thinks! It is coming from China so difficult and expensive to return.