Egyptian!

[Berniecuddles2]

some Egyptian bloke just pulled up outside my house beeped his horn and bared his naked bum out of the window!!
*** toot n car moon!

[Patsy33]

Cheeky! LOL!......

[DTCwordfan]

so did you point your sphinxtur back at him

and I'll say it right now, I hope that this is not one of your pyramid sales scams for arrsecream, is it?

[Ellipsis]

Ra!

One of my Mexican feline pets used to enjoy the sound made when I pulled bits off my rose flowers and slapped them between the palm of one hand and a circle made by the index finger and thumb of the other.

"Pop a cat a petal" my wife used to say, before the unfortunate creature erupted one day ...

[Hopkirk]

Was he pharaoh way when he did this?

[Hopkirk]

I don't know why I asked that, I don't really Cairo.

[Togo]

Cheecky blighter him. He then just pisarcophagus.

[Patsy33]

I bet Mummy would have been dead mad....