Bingo!

[Patsy33]

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO

[Voltage]

And another didn't give one little duck lol

[Patsy33]

Lol!

Sharon and Tracey were playing Bingo.
Sharon kept looking over Tracey 's shoulder saying, “You've got that number mark it off…..you've got that number mark it off.”
After putting up with this for some time Tracey got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own card?"
Sharon replied - "I can't it's full!"

[Voltage]

Pmsl lol

[Voltage]

A wife arrives at home at 3 am. Her husband manages to notice that she is wearing a big diamond ring on her finger, so he asks her how she managed to get that ring. She replies: I won while playing bingo. Please go and fix me the bath tub since I need to relax now.

The next day the same story repeats only that this time she came home with a big and glamorous fur coat. She says Bingo again and then asks for a bath.

The third night the wife comes home with a brand new convertible sports car and she says: “Can you believe it, I managed to win once again at bingo, can you please run me a bath?” She takes off her clothes, goes to the bathroom and she sees that there is only 1 inch of water in the bathtub and asks her husband why there is so little water.

He then answers: “I didn’t want your bingo card to get wet!

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Don't want it getting soggy!
Lol!!!

[Voltage]

LOL