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marval | 19:38 Mon 16th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I was over an hour late for work this morning.

When I arrived the boss stormed over and snapped, “What’s your excuse this time Matthew?”

“Sorry sir,” I replied. “I missed the bus.”

He said, “Well make sure you’re more punctual in future.”

I said, “Sorry sir comma I missed the bus full stop”


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Capital punishment!
19:41 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Did he kick you up the bracket(s)?....
19:45 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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...yes and it was felt in the colon, but I blame the parenthesis.
19:50 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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I had to dash off to A&E..
19:54 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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I had a terrible attack of diaeresis.
19:58 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Hope your vowels didn't suffer!
20:05 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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That deserves an exclamation.
20:07 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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????
20:57 Mon 16th Apr 2018

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