My Wife..

[Patsy33]

My wife left me for the binman ..... but the binman wouldn't take me.

[BANANASPLITS]

Thats rubbish!

[jno]

she must think you're a has-bin

[Patsy33]

She said I was a rotter...

[Patsy33]

Any good tips out there?..

[tonyav]

My wife left me for the binman

Dump her if I were you.

[Ken4155]

Refuse collector said to me, "Where's ya bin?" ? I said, "I bin away." He said, "No, where's ya wheely bin?" I said, "I wheelie bin away."

[Patsy33]

I feel crushed...

[Chipchopper]

I thought you were down in the dumps

[Patsy33]

Bin a while now....

[Canary42]

So the refuse man refused - no surprises there