Who Smelt It Dealt It !

[tonyav]

Somebody polluted the air !
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/one-of-us-has-polluted-the-air-fart-forces-county-lawmakers-to-suspend-debate-in-kenya/ar-AAFA31D?li=AAnZ9Ug

[marval]

Well it wasn't me Tony, I was in Kenya in 1976. I don't remember doing any of those.

[gness]

As usual I’m going to blame Dave...... ;-)

[albaqwerty]

silent but deadly.

I read somewhere that if you have smelly pharts then you're less likely to get dementia.

[gness]

Who on earth discovered that, Alba?!

[tonyav]

Very true, ah wench.
https://www.livescience.com/2996-stink-farts-controls-blood-pressure.html

[albaqwerty]

gness, I put them in the same category of that person who looked at a cow and thought about milking the thing!
(odd but brave)

[albaqwerty]

ooh, never knew about the blood pressure one, our kid.
I reckon Mr Alba should be treated for low blood pressure instead lol

Dementia one :
https://www.lifehack.org/374231/farting-can-help-prevent-dementia-and-make-people-around-you-healthier-study-finds

[tonyav]

Poor old Duke.
https://cdn.lifehack.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/17133000/guilty-dog-shaming-fart-500x666.jpg

[marval]

Oh, what a sad face Duke has.

[tonyav]

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Well it wasn't me Tony, I was in Kenya in 1976. I don't remember doing any of those.

Mmmmmm, one of those that never own up I see ;-)

[albaqwerty]

awww, bless him x
Give him more charcoal biccies :D

[tonyav]

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Oh, what a sad face Duke has.

I think that he may have just done one.

[albaqwerty]

Mmmmmm, one of those that never own up I see ;-)

now I know not to stand in the check-out queue when Marval is shopping :-D x

[marval]

Oops my secret is out, how else do I get the checkout to myself.