Christmas Is Ruined!

naomi24 | 17:35 Wed 04th Dec 2019 | ChatterBank

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My husband asked me to get him some new socks today. That's his Christmas surprise bu&&ered! ;o)

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Barmaid

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Does he have a lisp? He didn't ask for a Christmas Song did he? ;)

18:43 Wed 04th Dec 2019

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retrocop

After many years of having a meal waiting for me at any ungodly hour I decided that I would always cook Christmas dinner and do the prep beforehand. One year my wife decided to do it as I was not up to it that year due to cancer. I had already bought her a recipe book . Whatta mistake to make. :-)

pastafreak

Does he like Lynx...that and a tiger suit might be a surprise...?

naomi24

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Pasta, don’t even go there. We often have BIG Christmases … we cook lunch for about 20 - and everyone stays for the duration. One year one of the jokers bought him a leopard print thong. The grand opening of the gift caused considerable mirth, but the assembled company only realised the full effect later that evening when my husband, having disappeared for a short while, bounded into the room, child’s fairy wand in hand, reindeer antlers on head, hairy chest bare to the world, and completely naked except for said thong - which I have to say was a rather ‘snug’ fit. And this from a highly respected city professional - allegedly. Why his performance was such an enormous hit with the gathering I’ll never know. I tell you, I’m a martyr!! ;o)